Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Such a big mess for such a small penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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