I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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