Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
ttyl tear gas
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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