But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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