Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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