Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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