So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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