Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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