Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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