You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
