Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
