He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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