i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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