Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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