things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
vagina is talking i cant
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Randomize
