I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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