I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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