have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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