"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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