He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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