when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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