I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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