Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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