OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
did i just pee glitter
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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