Banned from zoo.
Again?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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