Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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