Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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