There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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