The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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