Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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