She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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