Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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