from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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