You really coming over, don't trick.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
