Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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