I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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