The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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