cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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