Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
