Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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