that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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