so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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