So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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