This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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