Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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