remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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