sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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