Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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