I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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