i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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