Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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