the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Damn victory sex feels great
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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