My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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