worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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