I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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